List of IFS
If I were thinner, I can eat snickers and B&Js everyday.
If I were smarter, I can be online everyday but still ace my examinations.
If I were a boy, I can do many pull ups.
If I were rich, I will buy a condo now for my parents.
If I had a tongue piercing, I will have a smiley tongue stud.
If I were happier, I will spam people on msn with smiley faces.
If I were older, I will go for botox.
If I had double eyelid, people can see my eyes.
If I have finished revising, I can go sleep now till tomorrow.
If I am hungry now, I will tell myself I am full.
If I stay at Tampines, I will have to wake up at 4AM everyday for school.
If I had a house all by myself, I will decorate it like Xiaohua's.
If I were the president, I will not make anyone suffer.
If I had a touchscreen phone, I will scroll the handphone like crazy till it spoils.
If I were a mother, I will never call my daughter Elizabeth.
If I were a father, I will be a loving one.
If I can change the world, I want peace, joy and love from everyone.
If I want to do something now, I want to hug people I love.
If I were lame, I will try my best to be lamer.
If I had a gun, I will shoot people I hate with it.
If I were an apple, I will make people shit faster so everyone will be slim.
If I were a toilet bowl, I will be the cleanest one on Earth.
If I were a Japanese, I want to wear their high school uniform.
If I had super powers, I want to fly.
If I could turn back time, I promise I won't eat so much in the past.
If I love, I will love you a lot.
If I want to make you know, I think it will take one millon years for me to do so.
If I could study more, I will be smarter.
If I could sing now, I will sing 不得不爱.
If I could stop something, I will stop my fatty acids from growing.
If I am able to know a secret, I want to know yours.
If you care, thank you.